Gimme Gimme Gimme pt. Dos

AUGUST 31, 2008- @ HOUSE OF BLUES CHICAGO- NAS W/ TALIB KWELI

Guess I know where i'll be @ for #22.

Yeah. I'm making this happen. Gotta brush up on the lyrics...

Rollin w/ the Anti-Dreamkillers

More on this later.

GWAP TEAM- TALES FROM THE SNOBS EP

ITS HERE!




Shouts out to my people for all the hard work they put in on the album. So far, its cold as hell.

Judge For Yourself. Download

I've been bumpin Anti-Dreamkillers all damn day. GET IT!

We Out Here.

Check em out on myspace. JStyles @ Rill

Gimme Gimme Gimme... Pt Uno

Yeah.. on some random... just things I spot that I want and will prolly whore myself out to some billionaire heiress for.

Problem with some of these things are... clothes... people love boney people so some of the things posted im workin on gettin to that size... some things... shoes, hats... cant do all that... i NEED a 8 (hats) or a 14/15 (shoes) so heres where the fun and the wishin come in.


via Hatland... but apparantly they dont have anymore in red... yeah i missed the boat on this one.. but I may have found another like it... more on this later..

Yeah.. gotta find the Captain America joint too..


Yeah.. if imma make my millions, i kinda need one of these.

idk its random... its 5:30 am... and I cant sleep.... so gimme!

More 2 Come

-151

The Required Dark Knight Post...

No bullshit... I can see why this movie would be rated #1 on IMDB rite now...


But 1st I must tell of the adventure surrounding my Dark Knight experience. Now... the tickets were bought on the 11th... for a movie on the 18th... Now that day I was alerted that they were expecting over 2,000 people... then that they would be extending it from 2 shows to 10...

So Me, GF and her brother leave so that we can get there early and get good seats... We go catch a pizza and meet a couple of other people up there... and wait in the line... once they announce our theater and pull back the tape it was on... and me.. i just casually walked up to the front of the line.. outside of the tape and handed in my ticket and started the footrace.... dont think anyone wouldve said anything...might be the size or something... but yeah. I took off on some olympic shit so we could get good seats... kind of refreshing to have to threaten people away from the seats I was saving.

So everyone gets seated round 10ish... and were just there chillin... between the retarded people who wanted to

A) Dress up as people who werent even in this movie
B) Start a chant every 4 seconds
C) Cheer anytime a new person stepped into the theater
and most hated of ALL
D) Round 11:15/20/25ish i guess they decided to turn on the lil thing b4 the shows that show ad's for places and quotes... well it showed a Julia Roberts quote... and i lost count after the 25th time it played in a row...

I was able to get over some of this anger by shoulder charging assholes in the lobby who decided it would be fine to show up 10 mins b4 showtime to stand in line and try to come in, or to stand in line and get snacks right b4 the show started... u might as well have given that up rite then and there. So 12 comes... and were sitting in a lit ass theater... the trailers start late on some bullshit... Finally 'round 12:10/15ish... they finally start... get about 45 secs into the 1st trailer (Tropic Thunder) and all of a sudden... hearts all around the theater drop...

^FUCK NO!

Yep.. damn film melted on some T-1000 in Terminator 2 shit... surprised it didnt flail about and scream in pain... we all did... and to make matters worse.. they had to throw something on.. and what came back up.... Julia FUCKING Roberts and her quote... which is burned in my brain now... "The world is alot more interesting when youre as tall as someones knees" -Julia Roberts on the life of a child.... HATE! So they send someone in to calm us all down.. and 10is mins later... "We now resume with... Tropic thunder"... somewhere in the middle of it... that one ends... then Bolt comes and goes... Then trailer #3: The Mummy: Tomb of The Dragon Emperor. Starts off fine... gets to the part where the Yeti (Abominable Snowman) tosses someone and guess what.. our old friend Filmy McMeltchester shows back up... hearts drop further and everyone is ready to riot... and this is when they start offering refunds to the people... everyone pretty much stayed put in our theater.. cause fuck we all showed up early to see it (apparantly the people in our theater "17" and in theater 18 were the ones who paid earlier to be assured tickets) So time gooooooes and gooooooes and gooooooes... and i start texting and calling people letting them know whats going on... and the shit was tense... so the movie finally begins somewhere around 1:10 am.... FOR A FUCKING 12AM MOVIE! and everytime something happened I was worried that it would melt and we would have to scrap it out with the other people in the theater.. which i was ready for after 454574574 julia roberts quotes, retarded people cheering/chanting/being the (yep in my) yt's....

But as it began.... bliss....


^ Honestly... I wanted to do this while driving away... just the look of "nut busting" greatness, it was oh so soothing. It is a great shame that Heath wont be around to be showered with gifts from fanboys and fans alike. I'll admit I mos def was not a fan. There was nothing appealing about 10 Things I Hate About You, or The Patriot (oh how Mel has fallen) or Brokeback Mountain (these are the most familiar). When i heard about him being cast as the Joker... I noted how much of a fan I wasnt, but i didnt give any real hate. I trusted that he could do it, cause its a batman movie with good people in it already... (Bale, Freeman, Caine... i think i can trust a lil) Man.. was I wrong as phuck. From the second he stepped on the screen, I began a 2 1/2 hr buffet of my words. I honestly havent seen someone that committed to a role since Bale himself. Bale losing 60+ lbs for The Machinist was the most intense thing ive ever seen in a movie... and Ledger becomming a shut in to prepare really paid off. Between Ledger, Eckhart, Bale, Caine, Freeman, and Gyllenhall... this movie shut the shit down... this definately erased the line between comic book movies, and movies based on comic books... Gyllenhall being more grown set the tone for her character hob-nobbin with the elegant people thru the movie... i cant really say too much.. cause im tired..lol but if u can see this movie.. do so... about 42 times...

But yeah.. im about to ho it up so that i can go see it countless times... slide over to a show and go see it.. but yeah...

im gone like katie (holmes) cruise's chances of being taken seriously.

Here we go again...

So I was reading a post on the new New Yorker Magazine
via Sickamore

about this wonderful work of.... umm..yeah..



Im really tired of screamin on people.. let alone the (Yep in my) YT's who think its ok to keep negative stereotypes of minorities going. Now in a country where people think that a Black Christian is Muslim, now you make him a Muslim terrorist? THEN CALL IT SATIRE?!... Yeah jokes on our current "man who stole the leadership office" and his (supreme lack of) intelligence... thats satirical... this is just disgusting... if i took a picture of McCain and put him in a top hat w/ shamrocks on it and made a joke about potato famines.. i bet the country wouldnt be too happy about that now would they... yet again we get shitted on by the (Yep in my) YT's...

So yeah.. just based on this.. if i subscribed... I wouldnt after this...

Bougie? Us? Why I'd Never *turns up nose at you*

The Date: July 03, 2008

The Place: The Lake @ 63rd
The Time: Approx. 9pm(ish)
The Involved: Myself, The GF, and Cousin of GF

The Story:

So the 3 of us decide to go down to the lake and watch the fireworks. Good enough plan rite? We head down there fighting thru traffic and cops for a while. ( Apparently, it looked like someone fell in? who knows?) So after searchin for a place to sit and watch the fireworks at, we decide on a spot and sit.


THIS is what we hoped for^^


THIS is what we got.

See, we were treated to an extravaganza like none other.

See, we were treated to a real fireworks spectacular... problem is it was supplied by the negroes next to us in a "we just strolled to the dollar store 4 mins before we got here" variety, instead of the "the city of Chicago has spent $45,000,000 on a spectacular that could leave you blind, deaf, dumb, crippled or an amputee if you come within 40 yards" variety.

The "people" next to us: ONE man, 3 women (one pregnant, where was her man @?), and about 14 children. So the "kids" begin to light fireworks around the "adults". Several mins later we notice the "kids" have moved over in front of us and are now lighting the "fireworks" in front of us. Now the wind is blowing in off of the lake onto us. They light one, and the smoke blows directly onto us. Now we let it slide, although we are kinda upset about it. Now it happens a second time, and were angry.

So the GF goes over there and tells them that if they would like to light the "fizzy-firework-like-things" that they bought, that they should move them from in front of our faces.



Yeah, they were about to start alright.


So this man..... decides that he should then walk over to me and the following conversation goes a lil something like this:

Random nigga: Is this ya girl? *Points to GF*
Me: Yes.
RN: Ok well she came over and said something about us lighting fireworks, and we tryin to be out here wit the kids, and light "things you light on fire and are supposed to work somehow, not fizz in the sand and die a dishonorable death at the hands of incapable 6 yr olds and their "parents". So we want yall to have compassion for the kids *Clutches the kid he has in his hands a lil harder*
Me: Well we want you all to have compassion for us, with the smoke blowing directly in our faces.
RN: If you all didnt want to see fireworks you all shouldnt have come out here, its the 4th
Me: We came to see the Navy Pier "PROFESSIONAL" fireworks... all were askin is that you move it from in front of our faces. (Thought that it wasnt actually the 4th.. but let it slide)
RN: *Gets Louder* LET ME TALK! If the smoke was blowin in my face, id just move!
Me: Really?
RN: We out here tryin to...
GF: WELL WE DONT WANT SMOKE BLOWIN IN OUR FACES!!! JUST MOVE IT

Then here comes the baby factory attached to that random nigga

BF: WE DONT CONTROL THE WIND!
Me: Yes, but you can control what you put into the wind, you all didnt want it blowing on you and chose to move it in front of us
RN: Yall comin over there talkin to us, actin all bougie
Me: Im bougie cause i dont want smoke in my face? Not wanting cancer is bougie?

Now heres where it gets fun...

The pregnant friend walks over and in the greatest "im about to drop this "creation" and be a responsible "adult" (doubt it) she waddles over (w/o the help of her man to help defend the situation (sadly :'( ) and says:

PF: FUCK THESE NIGGAS THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN! FUCK EM THEY AINT GON MAKE US STOP FUCK EM.

Now at this time, I have never, eeeeeeever wanted to kick a pregnant woman so hard.. but she was about to get the Bryan Fury Mach Kick/ Punch combo with the quickness


Yeah.. something like this... he wouldve been proud.

So they walk/ waddle away. Suddenly the baby factory walks back over and well...here we go again

BF: *in the face of GF* idk who you are but i dont even talk to my man like that, and idk why u think that you can. *points finger in face*
GF: I can talk to whoever I want, however I want, and dont touch me
BF: I havent touched you yet

At this point RN walks over and grabs Procreation Inc., and tells me that "I need to get my girl", in which case, seeing as how I agree with her, im not "getting" her.

So as the 3 of us are talking amongst ourselves and theyre talking to themselves, and i get a call from my grandmother, i answer and then hear (from one of the random people over there):

Random retard: Oh hes callin someone now
Me: Its my grandmother...

So we decide to leave, and have a nice laugh about being "bougie" and its still going on till this day:

-That night as we ate Giordano's *good pizza = bougie*
-Knowing random facts/words *reading, knowledge... wtf! super bougie*
-Having Common Sense *off the charts on the boug-ometer*

and everything else that makes Black people "Bougie"

Oh... and to top everything else off for that night... I got a $150 ticket for parking in a "not very well marked" fire zone... then got in an arguement with some Malcom Jamal Warner- ala Malcom and Eddie lookin ass, AJ when he was hostin 106 & Park hittin on Free w/ the dreads lookin ass cop. Screamed on him for a few mins... Yeah still waitin on my shit for that one... but... not sweatin $150 tickets that much...


BOUGIE...

think about how bougie you will be in your life... it may shock you.

Honey, Immmmmmmmmm Hoooooooooooooooome

I know what you're thinking.

"Damn kid, its been a gooooooood lil while since you've posted something. WTF Happened?"

Welllllllllll, I finally got things to talk about lol.

Let's get it in shall we. (And expect a couple of these today.)