Ever heard some shit that had u lookin like this^? Straight befuddled. Im talkin bout a story so out there, elaborate, and unnecessary that while hearing it you just gotta give the baby side eye, or once its revealed that the story was made the phuck up that upon the revelation that it was false u just gotta side eye/stank face/ice grill whoever it is that told u that bold face ass lie. (Low key: u feelin stupid for believin it as well)
"These are regular nuts? Why tell me theyre almonds? I like em both, AND im not allergic, so wtf was the point"
Welcome to the wonderful world of....
There are white lies, regular lies and ^^.
Now I recently began using this after seeing it a couple years back on the internet somewhere and figured it should be used in everyday life. Ducktales are those unbelievable stories (in the show they went to far off lands n fought dragons n swam in gold coins n shit... so those kinds of stories)
Having been on both sides of those ducktales (Not believing initially & finiding out that unnecessary shit wasnt true) all I can say are people are retarded lol. Its really like that when u gotta lie about shit that dont matter or that people know isnt true off the bat? Some half truths arent bad, some lies make u wanna fall back, Ducktales make u wanna strangle at times. Ex:
"Damn I only got $5." (He really has $8 but he wants to eat somethin later on... not that bad)
Flipside...
"I have traveled to 5234234 countries, gotten into fistfights in 122 of them and was in a gang" (Turns out aint shit of this true... other than 2 fights in HS....) WTF was the point of this... I dont care that much if uve been to other countries. Im not gonna put u on a pedestal because uve seen Canadian soil! Fuck outta heeeeeeeerrrrre. My opinion of you wouldnt change cause uve seen Canada and i havent. Fuck outta heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrre.
Im supposed to believe that u rihanna n beyonce had a 4 day long sex sammich? Fuck outta heeeeeeeeeeeeere.
Creatin shit on some Steven King, Chuck Palahniuk shit aint hot at all.
Just stop it. Cause ducktales will get u hurt. Emotionally, physically (depending on who told the tale, what tale was told, and who was the recipient of the UPS delivery of bullshit...Depending on the person, feeling like they are getting played and maybe for the rest of time really aint that business. Hangin wit ya man, but he lyin every chance he get on some dumb shit, u wont wanna hang wit his ass no more.
So if u feel someone is bold face ass lyin to the extreme on some X Games of lyin shit... call Ducktales on em... hopefully u got proof, or they confessed.. cause thats where Mebonics pt.2 comes in....
Until next time...
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